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February 8, 2010

Dear Baby,
So for the past couple of days I have been wondering where my monthly friend is, not that he (it has to be a he, because of the grief it causes us women once a month) comes around like he is supposed to but he still should have been here by now. I have been really tired, but my job has been really stressful with all the layoffs and things. Your Daddy has been really tired too. So I thought to myself maybe I should pee on a stick...
I took the little white thing out of the box and glared at it, pee'd on the stick and all over the floor, thanks to my new rocking toilet compliments of my new awesome landlord. I sat the stick down and said to myself, I better go smoke a cigarette just in case it is positive because I will definitely have to stop this awful habit.
10 minutes later, I tip toe into the bathroom.... ( + ) there it is, clear as day, there is something inside of me...OMG.
I immediately call your Aunt Kim who for some reason didnt answer the 500 times I called, so I called Nana and told her the news, just so you know Nana is flipping ecstatic that you are coming, almost as excited as I am.
So, I make an appointment for Wednesday, February 10th because I just cant believe this...me, preggers?...no way!
Oh crap, I have to tell your Daddy....

Cant wait to hear you,

Mommy